Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Lifebuilders 12/16/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

This past Sunday was the last Sunday School class of '07.

Preston MC'ed.

WHITE ELEPHANT WIPE OUT: Class members were still recovering Sunday AM from the annual yuletide hair-pulling gift exchange ceremony at the Aguillard woody redoubt outside Frayser. Many a gift were exchanged (and re-exchanged), calories consumed, yarns spun and sides tickled.

MCCORDIC UPDATE: Ross leaves for TEAM headquarters in Wheaton, IL this weak. The family will spend Christmas in Toronto. After Christmas Ross travels to South Africa & Dawn to Florida. Ross will be supervising TEAM missionaries in the Middle East & Africa. Eldest son, Josh is in school at Wheaton. Middle son, Kyle, is a junior at Black Forrest Cake Academy in Germany. He would like to finish his last 2 years of high school there. Youngest son, David, is being home schooled.

Former FEC pastor ROY HENDRICK's mother-in-law is hospitalized on an extended care floor at Methodist Central with terminal cancer.

Former U of M professor and regular FEC High School Sunday School Class mentor, DR CHARLES COUZINS, is having a progressively harder time walking due to a neuropathy.

PAUL PATRICK'S mother broke a bone in her foot and is in a cast.

SARAH HENWOOD's scoliosis is stable and does not require any surgical intervention.

CHRISTMAS CAROLING OUTREACH: Cynthia Collins is organizing a carol outing 5:00 PM 12/22 in a neighborhood of unchurched peoples. If interested, you can contact her at 849-6732.

NOVEL HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA: This year's fashion craze is the resurrected "A-shirt" AKA singlet- or by its colloquial moniker a "Wifebeater." This much maligned sleeveless garment can be easily used by either gender as a bold fashion statement, ladies swim top or simply used as an undergarment to prevent embarrassing sweat stains on costly blouses and shirts. "You don't have to be a wife beater to wear one- but it sure helps." A nice tutorial on the variations and development of "The Wifebeater" apparel can be viewed at the following link: Wifebeater Tutorial A reputable online merchant can be accessed at the following link: Mens Wife Beater Tank Top by American Apparel 3408

MORE CULTURE: A Lifebuilder contingent braved a sold out crowd to view the Will Smith blockbuster "I Am Legend." Class Kiddie Dentist, Larry "The Lobster" Dormois has posted his sage observations regarding this film on the Lifebuilder HAUTE COUTURE film review blooger site: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

Do the work of an evangelist.

-Neal outside Frayser

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Lifebuilder's 11/26/07

Dear Lifebulider:

Preston MC'ed and quickly exited.

LANCELOT THE GRAY taught from Acts 1:6-11.

DAVID AYERS requests prayer for friend RUSTY VON BOECKMAN who has liver failure & may need a transplant.

PAUL PATRICK requests prayer for cousin "Tim" who is jobless. Paul's elderly aunt recently died. She is survived by a mentally impaired son.

AUX FESTIVAL! The ever popular ANNUAL LIFEBUILDERS' WHITE ELEVAPHANT CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA will be Saturday 12/8 6-9 pm at the Aguillard Frayser Party Compound. Sign up for either veggie dish or salad. Email me or sign up on the bulletin board in the Sunday School classroom. Neglected white elephant gift is required for entry.

We still need used bibles for FRENCH CAMP ACADEMY. If available, contact Sharon White at: jswhite100@earthlink.net

SHARON WHITE requests prayer for 2 infants in hospice under her care.

FEC ANNUAL CHRISTMAS MUSIC Sunday 12/9. There will be no Sunday School.

SARAH DORMOIS was on furlough this weekend in Memphis.

MANLY MEN NEEDED! The annual Women's Christmas dinner is 5:00 PM Tuesday 12/11. Men are needed to serve up the lady folk adorned in black pants, white shirts and Christmas tie. Call Paula Mayberry at 682-8452.

HANDLE ON HANDEL: There will be a benefit concert for Orphanos Foundation by the Memphis Symphony Orchestra & Choir 7:30 PM 12/15. More information available at memphismessiah.org.

DOGGONED DIRECT: The eye business has been a little slack this fall for Lifebuilder eye dentist DAVID IRVINE. "Advertising has traditionally been considered unprofessional in the Vitreoretinal Community" notes David. Knowing that many a West Tennesseans are avid outdoorsmen, Dentist Larry Dormois has suggested that discreet ads in sportsmen's periodicals might boost David's office prospects. Larry is a big fan of "Coonhound Bloodlines" monthly. "It is after all the complete magazine for the houndsman and coonhunter" observes Larry. More on this fine periodical can be viewed at the following link: Coonhound Bloodlines

YET MORE CULTURE!!! Continuing our ongoing search for "better culture stuff" we have posted a review of the movie "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium" on the Lifebuilder HAUTE COUTURE page: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

Old Emails can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Blogger Page: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

-Neal- compounding outside Frayser

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Lifebuilders 11/19/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

LANCELOT THE GREY- MC'ed.

Preston Klinke taught from Philippians 1:21-25

VISITORS: Sharon White's brother & sister-in-law.

DENNIS CANTRELL BENEFIT: Dennis will travel to Nashville 11/21 to confirm the diagnosis of either Multi-system Atrophy or Parkinsonism. Sunday 12/2 will be a silent auction for his illness-related expenses. An update of Dennis can be viewed at the following Lifebuilder Blogger page: Lifebuilders Blogger Site Go to the 11/11/07 posting. Double click on the image to enlarge it.

ORPHANOS TOUR: The Orphanos organization will be touring the Ukraine in early December to raise funds for local ophanges. Pray for their tight schedule.

SARAH HENWOOD had a good report from her annual exam at St. Jude. She will need to see an adult specialist regarding her scoliosis. She will be taking her drivers license test this week.

HOME TEAM ADVANTAGE: The FEC INDIA TEAM has returned safely this week.

FEC KATRINA RELIEF TEAM returned from NOLA this Saturday- including 2 major members of the Lance Minor clan.

THANKFUL THANKSGIVING: Mid South International college students will be having Thanksgiving Day meals with FEC parishioners.

CYNTHIA HOLLANDS requests prayer & male fellowship for new believer neighbor "David". She also requests prayer for a neighborhood bible study.

DIVING DAME: Leah Simpson vowed to give skydiving a try after she got the last of her brood out of diapers. She took "The Plunge" recently near Bolivar. Her first jump footage can be viewed at the following link: Leah Simpson Airborne

LIFEBUILDER CHRISTMAS PARTY is tentatively set for Saturday 12/8. More details to follow.

RUSSELL KLINKE confides that he is having trouble sharing his faith outside of church and home. At elder brother Preston's insistence, he completed the EE training course at FEC. Results to date have been mixed. "I just don't like having strangers fill out questionnaire cards on Wednesday night EE visits. It all seems so pointless!" Russell opines. Rollen "Rock 'n Rollen" Stewart, AKA The Rainbow Man, lost out on his last parole board review and will remain in his California prison cell. Russell, a diehard Grizzly fan- and season ticket holder- is considering "standing in" for Rock 'n Rollen Stewart at all televised Grizzly games this season. Why not combine passions. For those who forgot, The Rainbow Man's image can be viewed at the following link: Rainbow Man

-Neal in Frayser

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Lifebuilders 11/11/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

Nick opened with prayer.

Preston taught from Philippians chapter 1.

VISITORS: Cynthia Hollands, Sara Beth Grosshart & Margaret Anne Klinke.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEN's GROUP led by Don Reilly meets 6:30 PM to 7:30 PM discussing "The Love of God"

DENNIS CANTRELL will travel to Nashville 11/21 to confirm the diagnosis of either Multi-system Atrophy or Parkinsonism. Sunday 12/2 will be a silent auction for his illness-related expenses. An update of Dennis can be viewed at the following Lifebuilder Blogger page: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

OLD BIBLE ROUND UP: FRENCH CAMP ACADEMY needs used bibles for 12 to 15 year old boys. Bring your bibles to Sunday School next Sunday. More on French Camp Academy can be viewed at the following link: French Camp Academy

PIZZA ROUND UP: The will be a pizza social after Sunday School next Sunday for DARRELL SANDERS.F

EC THANKSGIVING SERVICE will be Wednesday night before Thanksgiving Day.

Nick "Headline" Clark requests prayer of citizen participation in the Memphis City Council's upcoming consideration of adopting the Safe Harbor Law. This would make sexually oriented businesses less likely to open in the Memphis city limits.

DAVID AYERS requests prayer for his friend TONY BIANCI who is getting chemotherapy and radiation therapy for rectal cancer.

SARA'S SCENE: SARA THORNE is to have surgery 11/19. SARA HENWOOD will be having her yearly check up at St. Jude next week. SARA DORMOIS is doing better. Her father and sister are currently with her while she is being treated for Lyme Disease

HAIR HAPPENING: Terri Bernardini got herself some new shears!! Pat was sporting a new athletic-appearing UFC style 'do this Sunday AM- compliments of wife Terri's new electric blade.

CULTURE CLUB: In an effort to keep all class members up to date on local art and cultural happenings, we have canvassed the river city these last two weeks in search of uplifting movies and exhibitions. Get more sophisticated- or just look good trying- by viewing the Lifebuilder Haute Couture Reviews of the movie "Lars and the Real Girl" and the Brooks Museum of Art exhibit "Pissarro: Creating the Impressionist Landscape." Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

Old LIfebuilder posts can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Blogger Page Lifebuilders Blogger Site

-Do the work of an evangelist.

-Neal from his wooded fastness beyond the Frayserian Hills.

11/11/07 Cantrell Update


Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Lifebuilder's 10/21/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

MR FROZEN TASTEE TREATS MC'ed.

Lifebuilder Master Bakestress, KATE PATRICK contributed a plate of delectable edibles for the class.

BIRTHDAY BOY:

Flyboy GILBER MCCLUNG celebrates yet another birthday October 23rd

LANCE MINOR'S MOTHER, Golda the Gentile, is convalescing in Rehab.

CHRIS SCHOLIK'S SISTER, Anita Ruffner, died.DAVID AYERS requests prayer for friend TONY BIANCA who has colon cancer. He also requests prayer for FRANK SULLIVANT who had a heart attack and had a stent placed.

PASTOR DEPRECIATION MONTH UPDATE: We still have 7 days to cover for David Schmidt. If any of you slackjaws wish to participate, please consider mailing a gift card. Their preferences can be viewed at the following page on the Lifebuilder Blogger Site: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

LE LOBSTER LUNCHES: The Dormois household needs evening meals every Monday and Thursday until Sara returns from her out-of-state treatments. All slots were filled through Monday, November 5th! New sign-up poster should be ready this coming Sunday, October 28th.

LOVE BANK DEPOSIT: OK all you big strong Lifebuilder Men- take The Misses to see ELIZABETH: THE GOLDEN AGE. Guarantee that the marital bank balance will be in the black and possibly earn interest. A concise, intelligent and insightful review of this cinematic masterpiece can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Haute Couture Blogger Site: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

LIFEBUILDER PREMIER NUMISMATIST, TOM PHILLIPS, was out of town for the last two weeks "drilling" for coin and treasure in a deserted ghost town in the wilds of Western South Dakota. After two weeks of hard work, Tom and company repaired to Mitchell, South Dakota to spend some leisure time at the state's world famous "Corn Palace." This colorful convention center, replete with onion domes and minarets, has been standing in Mitchell for over 75 years. Tom noted that: "Mitchell's Corn Palace is built out of reinforced concrete, not corn. Every spring, however, its exterior is completely covered with thousands of bushels of native South Dakota corn, grain and grasses that are arranged into large murals." More on this famous attraction can be viewed at the following link: Corn Palace ALMOST LIKE BEING THERE- you can viewed the current happenings at the Corn Palace on their webcam at the following link: Corn Palace Web Cam

This and previous EMailings can be viewed the The Lifebuilder's Blogger Site.

-Neal- just outside Frayser

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Lifebuilder's 10/7/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

As usual, MR FREEZE MC'ed the class.

THE EYES HAVE IT: The Good Doctor, DAVID IRVINE, taught on the 6 "M's" of the Great Commision- Magnify, March, Make, Mark, Mature & Multiply.

DENNIS CANTRELL has a Parkinsons-like neurologic problem. The final diagnosis is still pending. Dennis' mother was recently diagnosed with colon cancer. Dennis' sister is also sick.

Please remember BYRON BELL- as well as parents Sammy & Angie. He is still ill.

BOB & DOTTE HOPPE are sick with Dengue Fever. They are convalescing at The Hotel Clark behind the church.

Dr Doktor JIM THORNE requests prayer for daughter Sarah, who is in the hospital.

SARA DORMOIS leaves hearth and home 10/26 for a 3 month out-of-town treatment for Lyme Disease.

PAUL PATRICK requests prayer for cousin Tim Crais who is unemployed and is looking for a job.

SHARON WHITE'S BROTHER, Kevin O'Brien, is requesting used bibles and funds for school jackets for boys at French Camp Academy in French Camp, MS. Donations for jackets can be made to "The Taylor Dorm Fund." If interested, contact Sharon White at jswhite100@earthlink.net. The link for French Camp Academy is: French Camp Academy

PASTOR APPRECIATION MONTH: Lifebuilders is assigned David Schmidt. We would like to do something for The Schmidts each day the last 2 weeks of the month of October. Gift certificates for the following would be preferable: Lowe's, Jim's Place East, Three Oaks Grill, Chillis. Wife Liz likes Evada Tea. Their preferences and background information can be found on the Lifebuilder Blogger Site at: Lifebuilders Blogger Site Double click on the document to see a larger version. Contact Sally Klinke at PKScoops@aol.com.

AUX FESTIVAL! Kate Patrick was absent from class. Paul noted "It's hard to get Kate to church when the International Goat Festival is going on up in Millington." This sophisticated goat Tour de Force includes goat milking contests, goat chariot racing, best dressed goat and the ever popular Anvil Shoot. World famous anvil shooting champion, David "Gator Bait" Blackwell was in attendance. More on this annual Shelby County event can be viewed at he following link: International Goat Days Festival

Old Lifebuilder Post can be viewed at the Blogger Site at: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

-Do the work of an evangelist.

-Neal in Frayser

David Schmidt's Stuff


Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Lifebuilder's 9/30/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

Prestonious Maximus MC'ed.

THE EYES HAVE IT: David Irvine, Eye Dentist, taught from Luke 19.

LANCE MINOR'S MOTHER, Golda, had a heart attack. She is 89 years old and in the ICU at St. Francis.

DAN MEADOWS has had a prolonged reaction to an antibiotic. He was thought to have Lyme Disease.

DOUG HART of the Christian Psychological Center has an injured back.

MCCORDIC HAPPENINGS: Ross leaves Tuesday (10/2) for Jordan. He will return in November. Dawn and youngest son, David, are staying here in town.

HUNGARIAN IN A HURRY: It's no secret that former FEC Uber Pastor, Ronnie Stevens, has been struggling to develop his Hungarian language skills. The fast pace of pastoring an international church on The Danube leaves precious little time to learn this complex language. On his visits to Memphis, Ronnie has been aided by learning a new phrase each day he is here. When not listening to WCRV, Ronnie catches the Hungarian native Luca Lindner's daily Hungarian phrase on Rock 103's "Dennis & Ric" show in the afternoons. More on Ronnie's favorite afternoon tutorial can be viewed at the following link: Rock 103: Dennis & Ric

DANUBE DIALOG: Ronnie's sermons and happenings at The Danube International Church can be viewed or listened to at the following link: Danube International Church - Budapest, Hungary - Home

Old Lifebuilder Emails can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Blogger site:

-Do the work of an evangelist.

-Neal in Frayser

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Lifebuilders 9/16/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

MR FREEZE MC'ed

DR DOKTOR JIM THORNE gave a brief, but intense didactic on the controversial "Emerging Church" movement.

The ROSS MCCORDICS were present.

SHEILA GROSSHART's mother, Mozelle Harness passed away this past week.

BIRTHDAY GIRL! KELLY KLINKE celebrates her 29th this week.

BRYAN SCHMIDT, DDS is in Bern Switzerland this past week for an IPA meeting.

NOT SMALL FRY: MENS FISH FRY Tuesday 9/25 6:00 PM. Price is $6.00 per head. If interested contact Larry Peebles (756-7619) or Becca Dirrim at the FEC church office.

October is PASTOR APPRECIATION MONTH. Lifebuilders is assigned FEC pastor DAVID SCHMIDT. We will be responsible for David that last ½ of the month. More information is to follow.

CYBER-EVANGELISM: JAMIE HENWOOD recently sent a bible & "Case for Christ" as a birthday present to a British woman she met online. You Go Girl.

NYNY STREET SCENE: Tom & Lisa Phillips recently returned from a big trip to the Big Apple. Lisa especially enjoyed sampling some of the tasty exotic snacks peddled by NYNY's famous street vendors. "I think these people selling on the streets of New York deserve credit for making our trip much more enjoyable." Opined Lisa. Not to worry!! Street vendors are appreciated indeed. The Street Vendor Project has now started a best of the best competition- The Vendies Award. The finalist for the prestigious award can be viewed at the following link: The Vendy Awards' Finalists!

MORE CULTURE: 2 more sophisticated reviews of the movies "Mollier" and "3:10 to Yuma" can be viewed at the Lifebuilder "Haute Couture" blooger site: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

These and past posts can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Blogger Site: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

Do the work of an evangelist.

-Neal- chilling outside Frayser

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Lifebuilder's 8/12/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

MR FREEZE MC'ed.

Lancelot Minor, Esq taught.

WANDERING VISITOR: Quinton Liddell.

John Battle of CROWN FINANCIAL MINISTERIES announced the start of a new Crown Small Group Study. Orientation is 8/26. Group meetings will be Sunday AM's & 1 weeknight. If interested email crown@firstevan.org.

BIRTHDAY BUNCH: Lifebuilders celebrating birthdays this week include: David Irvine, Lisa Phillips & Larry The Lobster.

Men are needed for next Sunday's ALL WOMENSES EVENT: Available competent males are needed to "woman" nursery & pre-school classes next Sunday AM. If able, contact responsible church authorities at: jill@firstevan.org.

WOMEN BIBLE STUDY LEADERS needed for an urban all girl bible study through Neighborhood Christian Center Thursdays in Chickasaw Place Apartments at 10:00 AM & 10:30 AM on Wednesdays in Frayser. If interested contact Joanne Clark at: Jac5840@aol.com.

MORE FRAZIER THANGS: The Jon Fraziers travel back to Jordan Monday PM. David Frazier will present "Land of Turkey" next Sunday 8/19 at 12:15 PM in Followship Hall. Pizza lunch will be provided.

FIRST TIME AROUND: Lifebuilder nests are quickly emptying with college-bound fledglings leaving this month. They include: Peter Henwood, John Irvine, Ruth Minor, Kirk Patrick and Spencer Jordan.

THORNE THANGS: Sarah Thorne had a kidney stent placed this week. She is convalescing from surgery 3 weeks ago.

CULTURE STUFF: Yet more reviews of movies you might want to see- including Stardust, Bourne Ultimatum and The Transformers. These sophisticated reviews can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Haute Couture Blogger Site: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

This and old Emails can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Blogger Site: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

Do the work of an Evangelist.

- Neal- living free in Frayser

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Lifebuilders 08/05/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

PRESTONIUS MAXIMUMUS taught on Hope.

LANCELOT THE GRAY opened in prayer.

LE LOBSTER debriefed the class regarding the pastor search.

VISITORS: The McWhorters, former Lifebuilders, fresh from retirement, have permanently returned to their Memphis haunts. They have purchased Dottie Graham's home- minus Dottie- of course. He will be working on a degree from DTS anticipating a post-retirement ministery.

THORNE THINGS: Jim & Pat Thorne's daughter, Sara, has been discharged from her Seattle hospital after surgery. She had a flare up of her kidney problem. She has returned to her nursing job.NICK NEWS: Nick's meeting with TBI this week went well.

MEN's MINISTERY: Dr. Steve Farrar will be speaking at Ellendale Baptist Church Friday 9/7 6:30-10:00 PM & Saturday 9/8 8:30 AM-Noon.

CONCERT OF PRAYER: Last Sunday PM followed by a Congregational Meeting re the pastor search.

RETURN OF THE TRAVELING BAND. DAVID BRUMFIELD & JAMIE HENWOOD were present and accounted for in class. Details of their continental choral touring experience were enjoyed by all.

JOANNE CLARK requests volunteers for STREETS MINISTRIES for the 2007-2008 school year. Evening tutoring as at the Vance Streets location. There is also a daytime tutoring through reading program at Georgia Elementary- usually between 12:30 PM and 2:30 PM. Also available is assisting 1st grade teachers at Georgia Elementary with more flexible hours. For more information and opportunities, contact Kathy Albertine (767-0195).

A class review of the film "Bourne Ultimatum" can be view at the Lifebuilder Haute Couture Blogger site: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

This and previous Lifebuilder updates can be found at the Lifebuilder Blogger Site: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

Do the work of an evangelist

.-Neal in a Frayser suburb

Monday, July 23, 2007

Lifebuilders 7/22/07

Dear LIfebuilder:

LANCELOT THE GRAY moderated.

CHUCK & SHARON STEEN de-briefed the class on their move to Colorado Springs to minister with REI Viet Nam. Farewell Open House at the Rick & Anne Jordans 7:00-9:00 PM Friday, 7/27. Party Pad address: 3854 N. Galloway Dr. Memphis, TN 38111.

NICK NEWS- please remember to pray for Nick Clark.P

lease remember the PULPIT COMMITTEE during the pastor selection process.Terri Bernardini requests prayer for family of Christ Community Church member EVELYN JONES at the time of her death. She is the grandmother & sole caregiver of 5 children in Lamar & Donna Walker's church.

TRAVELING BAND: Lifebuilders DAVID BRUMFIELD & JAMIE HENWOOD gave a private choral performance for The Pope. Jamie is stopping in England.

RETURN OF THE RONNIE: RCS has reportedly returned from his pastor's conference in the Middle East ostensibly to care for his neglected Hungarian yard.

DESTINATION EVENTS: The entire Klinke Clan recently returned from a "Destination Wedding" in Italy. While there, Patriarch Preston took the family on a tour of the Ligurian coast and Rome. Preston notes "These destination events are something people from all sorts of different backgrounds could enjoy." Preston is suggesting to his Hebrew friends the enchanting prospect of planning a destination Bar/Bat Mitzvah in tropical climes. Herr Klink suggest that "not only is destination important, but entertainment planning as well. For a 'happening' Bar Mitzvah you need to start early, select a theme, match your entertainment and theme and above all else book early!" An interesting link on Caribbean Synagogues that are Bar Mitzvah Ready: WorldWide Religious News-U.S. families travel to Caribbean synagogues to celebr More on important ingredients for this Hebrew Happening: Bar Mitzvah Entertainment, Bar Mitzvah Planning, Bar Mitzvah Theme

Old Emails can be seen at the Lifebulder Blogger Site: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

Movie Reviews "and such" can be seen at the following Lifebuilder Haute Couture Site: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

-Do the work of an evangelist

-Neal in Frayser

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Lifebuilder's 7/3/07

MR FREEZE MC'ed.

LANCELOT THE GREY Prayed

BRAVE VISITOR: Linda Cordell braved the crowd & verbal torrent.

Yet another DOKTOR DR JIM THORNE UPDATE: Team Thorne celebrated their 46th wedding anniversary this past week. Jim requests prayer for either a gently used late model German sedan or a miraculous Mohawk 'do.

KATE's PLATE: Lifebuilder high bakestress requests prayer for daughter Kirk's passport availability prior to their Thursday departure for an FEC Mexico mission trip.

EMERGING DOCTOR: Preston Klinke clan eldest daughter MARGARET ANN will be starting UT medical school in Memphis this August.

IRVINE SPEED MERCHANT: Anna Irvine set the ECS 400 yard sprint record this past week.

DR KEN's BIG BOOK: Dr Ken Grosshart arrived uninvited to Sunday School Class with a massive Webste Dictionary-sized KJV Bible.

MANLY MANN MOVES: FEC wandering ministerial minstrel RON MANN travels to Beirut this week.

TURKEY TRIALS: The Oasis School in Ankyra could potentially loose 1/3 of their faculty due to a paperwork problem.

ROSS CAMPBELL request prayer for his dealings with Turkish government officials. Also pray for safety for mission workers in Turkey.

Pray for the FEC PULPIT SEARCH COMMITTEE.ARTFUL DODGER:

GILBERT MCCLUNG expressed his bewilderment at the beginning of class (prior to Preston's teaching) regarding the difference between early 20th century silversmithing styles. "So what is it? Art Deco or Art Moderne?" opined Gilbert. You decide. Here is a link to The Dixon Museum's current display of "American Silver" Dixon Gallery and Gardens - Home

Yet another installation of the Lifebuilder's "Haute Couture" blogger site reviewing the latest "Pirates of the Caribbean" film cycle: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

This and past Lifebuilder Emails can be view at the Lifebuilder Blogger Site: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

Do the work of an evangelist.

-Neal- living fast, furious and free in Frayser

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Lifebuilders 2/21/07

MR FREEZE MC'ed.

JIM THORNE BIRTHDAY BASH: Lifebuilder's responded in force to celebrate Dr. Doktor Jim Thorne's "Three score and ten" at the Dormois Party Pad this past Friday. Smokey meaty treats were grilled and served up to hungry stomachs and hearts by our favorite Pediatric Dental Care Specialist. Better Half Pat Thorne served as Prosecuting Attorney at a mock trial of The Good Doctor. Lancelot Minor, Esq. presided as judge while the class attendees served in the jury. Jim was found guilty as charged for being a "not nice yankee immigrant". He was sentenced to life without parole with Pat.

VISITORS FROM AFAR: Sister of ANNE J OF GALLOWAY, Nancy Bagnoli, was visiting from DC. Former FEC Uber Frau, JA(Y)NE STEPHENS, is in the River City to fawn over her new grandson & "Take care of business" for husband Ronnie here & in Atlanta. She will also be visiting her mother in Virginia who is having health problems. Elder son Seth will be graduating from Moody in Chicago & will possibly be attending Talbot in California.

TURKEY TRIALS: The Oasis School in Ankyra could potentially loose 1/3 of their faculty due to a paperwork problem. ROSS CAMPBELL request prayer for a meeting this week with Turkish government officials. Also pray for safety for mission workers in Turkey.

Pray for the FEC PULPIT SEARCH COMMITTEE as they evaluate prospective pastoral candidates this week.

MARK & KAREN MILLER, FEC missionaries who are with Arab World Missions in Barcelona, requests prayer and possible financial support for oldest daughter Megan's college tuition. She is currently staying with her grandparents in Cedar Park, TX. She is contemplating attending Center College in Danville, KY. Mark can be contacted at: redeemershands@yahoo.com

SOUTH OF THE BORDER: KATE & KIRK PATRICK & THE MINOR GIRLS will be going on a mission trip to Ole Mexico in June.

AMY BRUMFIELD requests prayer for her friend Cindy.

XENAVERSE UPDATE: JAMIE HENWOOD will be visiting several British fans of the TV series "XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS" while in England this summer. She requests prayer for the opportunity to witness to them.

ANNA PARKS, daughter of Taylor Parks, will be going on a mission trip to Cameroon.

Please pray for STEPHANIE PARRISH's battle with breast cancer.

ALICIA WHITE, daughter of Joe & Sharon White, will be doing Child Evangelism Fellowship this summer.

A review of the Move "Away From Her" can be viewed the Lifebuilder Haute Couture site: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

Copy of Lifebuilder Emails can be found at the Lifebuilder Blogger site: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

Do the work of an evangelist.

Neal- The Lifebuilder Alpha Male in Frayser

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Lifebuilder's 5/2/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

LIFEBUILDERS IN ACTION: Lifebuilders sponsored the STREETS MINISTRIES End-of-school-year party last Tuesday. Pizza, fruity flavored drinks and ice crème were consumed in large quantities by students, tutors and staff.

CHRIST COMMUNITY CHURCH: The whole of the BERNARDINI CLAN was present in force for this past Tuesday's tutoring session. First Evaners JACK BURGESS AND PROF CHIP HILL along with a host of other tutors were present for a much welcomed sandwich/chip supper. PAT B and company assisted some adventurous young men in a repelling and belaying tutorial from the education building rafters. Tutoring is held Tuesdays weekly at the True Light MB church on Stage Road in Bartlett.

TURKEY TRIALS: Prayer is requested for the safety of FEC mission families currently working Turkey. There was an assassination of missionary staff in Malatya April 13. Please remember the Fraziers in Izmir and Campbells and the reset of the Oasis staff at the Ankyra school.

DOKTOR DR JIM THORNE asked that the following link regarding a favorable article on the happenings at Chrichton College be forwarded for your perusal.

CLARK SPARK: Please remember to pray for NICK CLARK regarding his MLGW board duties.SHELBY COUNTY YAK AWARENESS MONTH: May marks YAK AWARENESS MONTH for Shelby County residents. A small, but growing cottage industry of exotic animal husbandry flourishes in the county just outside Memphis city limits. Unusual animals such as lamas, buffalos, camels, emus and ostriches are being raised in rural read just North and East of our city. One local breeder, Percy Farnsworthy, laments the lack of attention being paid locally to Yak care and husbandry. "These study Tibetan bovines don't get the proper respect and attention worthy of this noble breed." Notes Mr. Farnsworthy. "Most people don't even know that the male is a 'Yak' and the female is actually called a 'Nak.'" More Nak & Yak information can be found at the following link: IYAK Home Page

LIFE OF BRYAN: Last coherent Apple iCard communiqué from BYRAN SCHMIDT DDS was 4/21 from Hue, Viet Nam. He is completing his Medical/Dental mission trip to the sunny humid People's Republic.

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-Neal- living the free life in Frayser

Lifebuilders 4/15/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

MR FREEZE MC'ed.DOKTOR DR JIM THORNE prompted.MENSA MAIDEN: MARGARET ANN KLINKE was inducted into Phi Beta Kappa this weekend in Oxford, MS.

ALL MEN's NON-MENSA SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS 4/22 10:50 AM in the gym.

MENSES PRAYER BREAKFAST: African bishop JOHN RUCYAHANA will be speaking at the Mens Prayer Breakfast Monday 4/16 at 6:30 AM. Any slackjaws who can't make it that early can hear him at the Allen Barnharts 7:00 PM Monday. Please call Allen & Cathy if you will attend at 850-8150. The Barnart's address is: 2182 Lake page Dr. Collierville, TN 38017. Here is a link to a Mapquest Map: Barnhart Party Pad

SLACKJAW REDEMPTION: Servers are needed for STREETS MINISTERY End-Of-The-School-Year party 5:30 PM Tuesday 4/24.

LIFEBUILDER DOMESTIC VIOLENCE REPORT: LISA PHILLIPS required stitches in her scalp this past Saturday night after an injurious home altercation with son.LISA DOES A LOT: Not to be deterred by her Saturday night injury, LISA PHILLIPS wowed the FEC early AM congregational crowd with her piano performance.

CONGREGATIONAL MEETING 4/29 10:55 AM after 9:30 AM worship service. There will be the selection of 2 at large members of the pulpit committee.SALAD DAYS: Lifebuilders is to provide salad for the 4/29 Congregational Meeting. Have your roughage in the church kitchen by 9:30 AM.24/7

PRAYER WEEKS: FEC Renown college ministry is sponsoring a 24 hour prayer

LIFE OF BRYAN: BRYAN SCHMIDT DDS leaves for The Peoples Republic of Viet Nam this Tuesday.

HEH GRANDPA! DAVID & AMY BRUMFIELD do a twofer with their 2nd grandchild, Mary Grace Brumfield.

Do the work of an evangelist.

-Neal- living free just outside Frayser

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Lifebuilder's 3/25/07

Dear Lifebuilder:

PRESTONIUS MAXIMUS MC'ed.

No Sunday School classes next Sunday for the start of the Big Church Easter Cycle.

ANOOR SANITORIUM in Mufraq Jordan is having staffing problems.

DALE ZYWICKI UPDATE: Dale Zywicki died suddenly 3/17/07. He was buried this week. FEC Memorial service will be this Thursday at 5:30 PM. Financial help is needed for burial & funeral costs. If interested in helping contact Tim Scott or Kim Erickson in "Salt & Light" Sunday School.

DAVID & SANDRA KAPLAN UPDATE: David has move to the Carolina's and has a new job there. They went to Little Rock this weekend to help with Sandra's mother who recently developed Alzheimer's Disease.

Sarah Dormois' father, DR BILL BURTON, had part of his kidney removed this past week at Methodist Germantown.

Lifebuilder downtown dentist, BRYAN SCHMIDT, DDS will be traveling to The People's Republic of Viet Nam next month.

BIRTHDAY GIRL! Sarah Dormois is 25 this week.

AMY BRUMFIELD requests prayer for friend "Cindy".

ILSA SCHAEFFER had a stroke this past week. She is currently in rehab.

MCCORDIC UPDATE: The McCordic clan will be in town for a 6 month furlow starting this June.

GENIE STAFFORD's SISTER, Andrea, has metastatic ovarian cancer. Pray for spiritual condition & health.

YET MORE CULTURE STUFF!!! We're getting more culture than we can handle. View the latest Lifebuilder Blogger Movie Review of "Miss Potter." You can also see recent reviews of "Amazing Grace" and "The Ultimate Gift." All of these are presently showing at Malco's Ridgeway Four. Please feel free to comment or even contribute your own review. The link is: Lifebuilder's Haute Couture Review Site

Lifebuilder Emails are archived at the following Blogger Site: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

Do the work of an evangelist.

-Neal The Lifebuilder Blogger Meister

Monday, February 26, 2007

LIfebuilder's 2/25/07

Mr. Freeze moderated.

CHEAPER BY THE POUND: Bakestress Kate Patrick upped the class' collective blood sugars with her fabulous pound cake.

BATTLING FOR THE BODY- FEC youth intern, RYAN DALTON, last week won his Ultimate Fighting match at the New Daisy on Beale.

BRYAN SCHMIDT, DDS will be traveling to The People's Republic of Viet Nam 4/7. Funding is still needed.

CHRIST COMMUNITY CHURCH needs tutors for Tuesday nights 6:00 PM thru 7:30 PM. They are currently meeting on Stage Road in Raleigh.

GENIE STAFFORD's SISTER, Andrea Wittjen has ovarian cancer.

LISA PHILLIPS requests prayer for TOM's intern, Brian Briggs' spiritual condition.SHARON WHITE requests prayer for lung cancer patient, "Caroline's", salvation.

LIFEBUILDER MISSION DINNER: Janie Walker will be the featured speaker. Dinner at The Clarks 3/2 6:30 PM Saturday. Pot luck. Contact JoAnne at JoAnne@clarkandclark.com for which dish to bring.

AGING BOXER NEWS & MEMORABILIA: ANNE JORDAN & HUSBAND AQUAMAN purchased a late model Bentley that was previously owned by retired boxer "Sugar Ray" Leonard. Not to be bested by Team Jordan, DAVID & AMY BRUMFELD recently sold a horse to George Foreman, Sr. LISA PHILLIPS also noted that her adolescent son has recently started sporting "George Foreman" brand slacks from the Big 'N Tall men's clothing outlet.

THE LAPSED: LEE & JAMIE HENWOOD were absent. Rumor had them at the St. Jude male tennie finals during Small Church Time.Please remember

KATIE HILL who is expecting Ronnie & Ja(y)ne's first grandchild.

FEC MISSION CONFERENCE: starts next weekend. Volunteers are needed for housing, transportation, personal security, pedicures, etc. Featured speakers are DRS THOMAS & CYNTHIA HALE of Nepal. More data will be forthcoming.

LIFEBUILDER BLOGGER SITE: Current and old Emails and announcements can be viewed at the following link: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

KULTURE KLUB: A review of the newly released movie "Breach" can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Review Blog Site: Lifebuilder's Haute Culture Review Site

Do the work of an evangelist

-Neal- Lifebuilder Alpha Dawg

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Lifebuilders 2/18/07

MR FREEZE MC'ed & taught from Psalms 5.

Grandma-to-be JA(Y)NE STEVENS was present & radiant as usual.

AQUAMAN RICK JORDAN won 1st place in the 1 mile swim at The JCC this past week. He will be competing in the AUU Senior Olympics this summer in Louisville KY.

AMY's ANGST: AMY BRUMFIELD requests prayer for dealing with a difficult roommate at next week's Biloxi horse show. She also requests prayer for her mother who has pneumonia.

STREETS STAFFER, DELVIN WADE, gave an impressive testimony this past week to downtown Rotarians.

SHARON WHITE's gallbladder & nascent stone were gently harvested this past week by First Evan resident surgeon, Rad Andrews.

FEC MEN's FISH FRY this Tuesday 6:00 PM. Yazoo City Mississippi crisp fried catfish filets & hush puppies will be served up for featured speaker University of Memphis Director of Football Operations, John Flowers.

BSA PANCAKE BREAKFAST: The annual breakfast extravaganza will be 2/24 AM. $20 for an entire family & $5 per individual. Email Joe White for tickets at: jswhite100@earthlink.net.

MUFRAQ MATTERS: Dawn McCordic requests prayer for Ross during the partial re-opening of the hospital. Remember the John Frazier girls, Mary Ann and Sara during the daily commute to Amman to Whitman Academy for schooling.

JA(Y)NE STEVENS was present and requested prayer for 8 missionaries who had their Hungarian visa's recently revoked.

ANN(E) JORDAN requests prayer for former neighbor, Nancy Ferguson, during her divorce proceedings.

RONNIE UPDATE: Ronnie Stevens will be the keynote speaker at the 2nd Pres Mission Conference 2/23-2/26. Details are at the following link: RCS- 2nd Pres Mission Conference

LIFEBUILDER BLOGGER SITE: Current and old Emails and announcements can be viewed at the following link: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

CULTURE KLUB AGAIN! A review of the newly released movie "Breach" can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Review Blog Site: Lifebuilder's Haute Culture Review Site

Do the work of an evangelist

-Neal- Lifebuilder Alpha Dawg

Monday, February 12, 2007

Lifebuilder's 2/12/07 Stuff

Dear Lifebuilder:

MR FREEZE Moderated. DR THORNE moderated the moderator.

ANNE IMMOBILE: Anne Jordan's vehicle was stolen from the car repair lot last week. Anne has resorted to driving elder son Spencer's not-so-gently-used Jag to work. Spencer is peddling to school this week.

LEE JONES' brother, the kidney recipient, recently developed cancer.

AU CONFERENCE: FEC Missions Conference is March 3-7. Please call the church is you can house a missionary, loan a car to a missionary, provide airport transportation, serve at the Monday morning Men's breakfast, take a missionary to lunch Sunday afternoon, work the book table, sort clothing for Romania and/or decorate.

ROMANIAN RUMMAGING: Please don't forget about this as you are cleaning your closets. Gently worn Clothing only. No shoes. No handbags. No handguns. Please place items in a white trash sack. Place donations by the stairs in the Children's Ministry area.

AU FESTIVAL: MICHAEL CARD CONCERT this Friday, February 16 at 7 PM at FEC. Tickets can be ordered online at www.firstevan.org/michaelcard or at the church office all week. Contact Don Warren at 682-8452 or at don@firstevan.org if you can volunteer at the concert. There will be a LIFEBUILDER'S POST-CONCERT DESSERT at OWEN BRENNAN'S at Regalia.
FEC CONGREGATIONAL MEETING Sunday 5 PM February 18 at to discuss the future direction of the church.

LIFEBUILDER'S WOMEN'S PRAYER GROUP: Mustang Sally Klinke would like to start a Friday morning women's prayer meeting. The initial meeting is Friday 10 AM 2/23 at her house. Contact Sally at: SKScoops@aol.com.

CULTURE KLUB AGAIN! A review Rivers, Sea & Shore: Reflections on Water now showing at The Dixon can be viewed at the Lifebuilder Review Blog Site: Lifebuilder's Haute Culture Review Site Of interest, it is in part sponsored by First Evaner Jane Lovitt.

LIFEBUILDER BLOGGER SITE: Current and old Emails and announcements can be viewed at the following link: Lifebuilders Blogger Site

-Neal The Lifebuilder Alpha Male

Sunday, February 4, 2007

Lifebuilder's 2/4/07 Stuff

Dear Lifebuilder:
BRYAN THE DENTIST openned in prayer.

LANCELOT THE GREY moderated.MR FROZEN TASTY TREATS taught from Psalms 5.

CARLISLE was sporting a new travel-friendly 'do.

VISITORS: Kurt & Charlene Lucas, empty nesters recently of Nashville, courageously waded through the pre-class mayhem to enjoy Preston's Old Covenant teaching.

SHARON WHITE will be having gallbladder surgery this week at Methodist Germantown.

HERR DOKTER RICHARD JORDAN's living color advertisement graced the most recent issue of "RSVP."

FEC MISSION CONFERENCE NEWS: Medical missionary to Tibet, Cynthia Hale, will be speaking 3/16.

Sara Dormois' father, DR BILL BURTON, will have kidney surgery next month.

BRYAN THE DENTIST will be traveling again to The People's Republic of Viet Nam this April. He requests prayer for an additional dentist for the fall mission trip.

BSA PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Joe White announced the annual breakfast extravaganza will be 2/24 AM. $20 for an entire family & $5 per individual. Email Joe White for tickets at: jswhite100@earthlink.net.

Pray for GARY SHANSKY who has a lung tumor. He is a leader at Brit Hadassah, the Memphis messianic Jewish congregation.

Pray for HOWARD. KATHY & KAITLIN CLARK.

AMY BRUMFELD requests prayer for her mother, Carolyn Ford's recent health problem.

SUPERBOWL NIGHT DELIGHT- Lifebuilder men and male friends were present in force at Bryan Schmidt's Bartlett party pad to enjoy the game on his very large screen TV. Chips, liquid nourishment, fresh hot Buffalo wings and Kate Baked sweets livened the fellowship.

BLOG ME!! All weekly Lifebuilder emailings will be posted on the LIfebuilder Blogger Site at: Please feel free to post any comments. Old listings are archived and can be accessed from the intro page. Lifebuilders Blogger Site

CULTURE CLUB: Taking advantage of our empty nesting situation, Susie and I have had an more opportunity to see more movies and go out more. I've taken the liberty of posting short reviews of some of the more interesting movies we've seen lately. If anyone would like to post a review, let me know and I'll put it on the review site. This site can be viewed at the following link: Lifebuilder's Haute Culture Review Site

-Neal- The Lifebuilder Alpha Dawg

Saturday, February 3, 2007

January 29, 2007 Happenings

Dear Lifebuilder:Mr. Freeze was MIA. Lancelot the Grey moderated.WOMENSES BIBLE STUDY: Joanne Clark announced the start of the 2007 All Girl Bible Study. Mustang Sally Klinke will lead Tuesday mornings & Sharon White on Wednesdays.FEC MENS FELLOWSHIP DINNER Tuesday 6:06 PM 2/20 featuring U of M's John Flowers. Tickets are $6.00 each. For tickets contact Shawn Wilkins at the FEC office.DAVID FRAZIER is in town this week for a continuing ed course at Columbia International University.Pray for DAVID KAPLAN's Memphis house sale & current job situation.Sara Dormois requests pray for her father, DR. BILL BURTON, who has a spot on his kidney.Pray for GARY SHANKSY, a Jewish believer who is a leader of the Memphis Messianic Jewish congregation. He has lung cancer.Please pray for our pastor, deacons and elders.Please remember to pray for BYRON BELL who is still ill.SUPERBOWL SUNDAY PM VIEWING!!! Bryan Schmidt, DDS will be hosting a Lifebuilder Men's Superbowl viewing at his Barlett digs next Sunday PM. He has a VERY large Plasma-type screen TV and can cook like a woman!!! Please Email Bryan if you plan to attend. His email is: BSchmidt@midsouth.rr.com.JAMIE HENWOOD has of late become a fan of the independent TV series XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS. In the series, Xena is the heroine warrior princess who, with her faithful spirited bard, Gabrielle, fights evil and injustice in ancient Atlantis. The series has a large worldwide real time and cyberspace following. Jamie has managed to connect with a number of "Xenites" in the online "Xenaverse." Lately, she has been corresponding with two British Xenites, Mel & Suzie. She has had a chance to share the gospel with them. She requests prayer for her correspondence with them. More on Xena: Warrior Princess can be viewed at the following links: Xena's UniverseTom's Xena Page - Your Source For Xena Downloads - www.xenafan.com And I thought Mid Town was different.-Neal- The Lifebuilder Alpha Dog